How I'm just as good or better than Gaston
1. Turning off intelligent women
2. Thick Headed
3. Hairy
4. Thinking I'm thinking
5. Coming up with zany plots
6. Quickly ascertaining the character of others
7. Going for the open and obvious shot
8. Seeing things through to the end
How Gaston is better at than me
1. Muscles
2. Guns
3. Interior decoration with animals
4. Sidekick and minions
5. Easily bowling over floozy girls
6. Eating Eggs
7. Cleft Chin
8. Spitting
Hrmm Why aren't I a Disney Villain
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