Instrument Humor

So I thought I would put some amusing images up which I have encountered recently. And also some classic music jokes.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a violin?  You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.
Why are orchestra intermissions limited to twenty minutes?  So you don't have to retrain the drummers
How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?  One, she holds up the bulb and the world revolves around her
How do you get a guitar player to play softer?  Give her sheet music
A conductor and violinist are standing in the middle of the road, which do you run over first?  The conductor, business before pleasure.
How do you get two flutes to play in unison?  Shoot one
Whats the difference between lawnmowers and saxophones?  Lawnmowers sound better in small ensembles.
the comic above btw is from tonedeafcomics.com